Translating Northwestern Listserv and Group Posts
If you go to Northwestern University, you are undoubtedly subscribed to a number of listservs and are identified as a member of many Northwestern-themed groups. Every day, you’re flooded with numerous...
View ArticleWhy Chet Haze is a Taint-Strudel
Now originally I had written a nice article exploring Chet’s recent tweets of his shirtless body and the mostly naked girl in the fuzzy background. I was totally set to make fun of him until I found...
View ArticleThe Most Deranged Email From Morty You Will Ever Read
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rougher fucking ride than your last lonely Friday with your...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Burgwell J. Howard
Background: Originally a solemn drifter making his way across this great nation’s network of railroad lines, Burgwell J. Howard was converted to Assistant Vice President for Student Engagement in...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Managing Your Email
Remember when you set up your first email address? You spent three weeks thinking of the perfect name, and another three weeks mourning when you discovered that batman@hotmail.com had already been...
View ArticleA Mad-Lib of an Email from Northwestern’s Administration
Dear Northwestern community members: This (holiday involving drinking and debauchery), as we plan celebrations and other holiday activities, I want to take a moment and share a few (plural nouns)....
View ArticleA Day in the Glamorous Life of a Summer Intern
This entire day is an inner dialogue with you, yourself, and… you. Because you’d rather sit in your cubicle during lunch than, God forbid, talk to someone in the office. 7:00 a.m. – Hahahaha what...
View ArticleInterpretation of an NU Email: Pres. Obama to Speak on Campus
So did you guys hear Obama's coming?
View ArticleUndergraduate Opinion Key in Choosing New Dean of Weinberg
Remember all of the emails you got this summer? Well they're finally paying off.
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